Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Irish Green Large white outlined block numerals

Large white outlined block numerals read "1984" at the bottom

SOMEWHAT STRANGE

wearing his traditional suit

Distressed cream block text reads "JOPLIN" above "19" and "02" flanking a cartoon miner in a wide-brimmed hat

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Irish Green Large white outlined block numeralsStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit