An Apple a Day - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Calumet's Aristocrats took the field

Calumet's Aristocrats took the field in 1905

and black bow tie sits centered between distressed red vertical stripes

Clubs like this one carried a town's pride long before minor league systems formalized the game

Parks and Recreation design inspired by Ron Swanson and Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse

An Apple a Day - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Calumet's Aristocrats took the fieldApples went from health advice to self defense the moment someone realized a Honeycrisp at 60 mph solves most interpersonal conflicts. Doctors hate this one weird trick, but not as much as the guy standing 30 feet away. The Details: Large red chunky text reads "An apple a day keeps anyone away." at the top. Smaller green italic text in parentheses reads "(If you throw it hard enough.)" beside a green woodcut style illustration of a smiling farmer in a